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Showing posts with label snarky humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snarky humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Just Had to Share...


snort - giggle

For those on Dwarrowdelf watch, I just sent the finished pattern to the proofreader. As soon as she looks it over & gives me the thumbs up, I'll send it out to your hot little hands. Thanks for your patience!

Subscribers should have gotten a confirmation request from AWeber: my email server. This is their way of ensuring that I am not spamming. I just exported the list over to them today. Much easier to do in one big file than individually as the subscriptions came in...

If I can figure it out how to work it at E-junkie, I will use this list to send an access code for a direct download link. If not, I will send the pdf file as an attachment like I have done with the Evenstar clues.

As always, please let me know if you have any difficulties and I will do my best to work through them with you.

One way or t'other, before the end of the week, you should be walking into Mordor Khazad Dum.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Busy, Busy, Busy!

"A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower."
- Kim Hubbard

Have been trying to get more of Spruce done to show you today, but will have to wait til tomorrow. Just too many irons in the fire.

Busy, busy, busy...

Till then, here is some yarn pron for y'all to drool over

today's delivery from Santa/UPS
top row: 4 skeins Berroco Ultra Alpaca Light for fairisle design & 5 skeins Misti Alpaca for purple scarf & red cowl
bottom row: 1 skein toshsock in ink for fairisle (with milk & mourning dove I already have in stash) & 4 more skeins Berroco Ultra Alpaca Light for a different fairisle design

And a picture of my New Year's Eve outfit

gonna be a lace wimple - can't you tell? the yarn is Artyarns Silk Rhapsody Glitter.

A gratuitous shot of fuzzy butt, the wonder blanket

makes it re-e-a-a-l-l-y hard to see the chart!

And definitive proof I have gone off my rocker!


like you didn't already know...

Just to spread the joy around, I will be giving away a free pattern (of your choice - Spruce excluded) to one commenter a day through Christmas, randomly chosen by Mrs. Claus (just me - don't get too excited).

I'll announce the previous day's winner in each post this month, If you are the winner, email me your preference at susanpandorf@comcast.net and I'll email your pattern right out to you.

Doesn't that sound like a lot of fun?

Yesterday's winner is: Diane in NC. Email me, girl...

Now aren't you glad you left a comment?

Thursday, December 3, 2009

New Tricks

"We have it in our power to begin the world over again."

Thomas Paine

It would appear that it is a brave new world, folks. I have so been enjoying your comments. Not because of the ego massage, mind you. I find that part a little embarrassing. But because I feel so connected to everybody.

When you work from home like I do, it is easy to wonder if there is anybody out there.

I know it is my own fault; I get busy and forget to put myself out there. If you don't respond to people, they begin to feel they are throwing their remarks into a bottomless pit from which nothing ever emerges...sort of like the WIPs at the back of the drawer; the bottom of the queue,

You know the ones - the ones marked on Ravelry with the snooze button.

Anyhoo...

Was checking to see how people got to my little website yesterday and discovered some, as the divine Martha would say, "good" things.

One is Knitting Pattern Central which sent over 300 people to my doorstep just by putting Stonehenge & Comely on their site. Amazing patterns - all free - now that's what I call public service!

Another is this site: p/hop, which stands for pennies per hour of pleasure. They raise money for Doctors Without Borders. Designers donate patterns free and the patterns are used to solicit donations. I have emailed them to inquire about donating a pattern. Good work!

The last is one I may live to regret. I found Miss Violet talking about Chrysanthemum on Plurk, which is a twitter type thing - or so I presume - have never tweeted in my life.

Anyway...I had to talk back, right?

So I registered - gulp!

Now I have a profile and a friend list and am expected to post my every errant random thoughts.

Do you guys have any idea just how many random thoughts I have in a day?

Brrrrrr....scary....I'm just sayin'...

If you want to be my friend, although it escapes me why anyone would be remotely interested, go here

Seems like there was something else I needed to share...

Hmmm...

What could it be????

OH YEAH! yesterday' s winner is (dramatize drumroll) Alex Debra! Email me and let me know what pattern you want.

And comment again today everyone, if you want to win. Share what great places on line that you have run across recently...

See? You CAN teach an old dog knitter new tricks!

I'm having so much fun...FA LA LA LA LA - LA LA-LA-LA...

Just to spread the joy around, I will be giving away a free pattern (of your choice - Spruce excluded) to one commenter a day through Christmas, randomly chosen by Mrs. Claus (just me - don't get too excited).

I'll announce the previous day's winner in each post this month, If you are the winner, email me your preference at susanpandorf@comcast.net and I'll email your pattern right out to you.

Doesn't that sound like a lot of fun?

Yesterday's winner is: Alex Debra. Email me, girl...

Now aren't you glad you left a comment?

Friday, October 23, 2009

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."

-unknown but extremely perceptive individual



STASH SALE TOMORROW
(MAY BE LATE AFTERNOON - MTG WITH REALTOR IN A.M.)

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Evolution


"Oohh, Aahh, that's how all of this starts, but then later there's the running and screaming"
-Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park 2: the Lost World


Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Everything Old Is New Again

When trumpets were mellow
And every gal only had one fellow
No need to remember when
'Cause everything old is new again

Dancin' at church, Long Island jazzy parties
Waiter bring us some more Bacardi
We'll order now what they ordered then
'Cause everything old is new again

Don't throw the past away
You might need it some rainy day
Dreams can come true again
When everything old is new again...

- Peter Allen

You may notice something missing over on the sidebar. It just got shorter.

(I know, it's hard to tell, when the darn thing goes all the way to Siberia - someone light a fire under DH - new website is mired in design phase - sigh)

This morning we bid a fond farewell to the Garden Variety Collection 2008. They were good patterns and we will miss them...sob...sob...sob...They have gone on to a better place (your queues)

I suggested to DH that we should have a ceremony of some kind to mark their demise. He looked at me like the yarn fumes had seriously eroded my brain cells. He was one small step away from picking up the phone and calling the men in the little white coats to come and haul his crazy old wife off to the funny farm, where she would tap another overlooked market sector and teach all the other inmates how to knit.

But you get attached to things, y'know? They're familiar. They're predictable. They're comforting.

They're what you know...

They're the project you can pick up without consulting the pattern and know where you are in them.

They're the husband, whose hollows and hard terrain are as well known to you as your own ample curves.

They're the favorite food you can't wait to fork into your mouth - the workhorse shoes that have seen better days - the face you see in the mirror every morning as you brush your teeth.

The old ideas you hang onto too long. ]

So today, only 3 months late, I bid farewell to 2008 and hello to 2009. The pattern for Pampas is speeding along and subscriptions to the 2009 series continue to trickle in - still waiting for the deluge - that'll probably come closer to April 25th - the deadline for pre-sale savings.

Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell your LYS, your knitting group, your blog readers, y
our son's third grade teacher, the milkman, the UPS delivery guy (but only if he's hot)...Let's make 2009's collection even better than last year's.

I'll do my part if you do yours...


OK, this concludes the shameless self promotion part of today's post.

One of you asked
why I never feature pictures of my designs being modeled.































That's why.

Self portraits leave much to be desired.

Nuff said...

BTW, the first person who decides to post these pics on Ravelry as an April Fool's joke, never gets another pattern as long as I live.

'Cause some things old aren't new again...

sigh...



Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Trying Times

"These are the times that try men's souls."
- Thomas Paine


I am not a good multi-tasker. I tend to focus intently upon one thing at a time.


To the exclusion of some things


To the exclusion of many things

To the exclusion of everything, I'm afraid.

truth in advertising

This ability to focus has played a big role in the large number of patterns I have
been able to release over the course of the past year.

It also has resulted in a small pile


A large grocery bag


A huge avalanche...

of receipts.

more truth in advertising

And on my laptop?


An Orders folder with over 2000 order delivery messages in it. Have to get organized. Either that or start another folder.

It would seem I can only organize one thing at a time:

  • The coat closet or the Ravelry page?
  • The laundry or the knitting?
  • The taxes or the newsletter?
  • The diabetes or the design biz?
  • The menus or the stitch count?

Of all the changes diabetes will bring to my life, this is probably the most challenging to me.

Paying attention to two things at the same time - me and Sunflower Designs.

And family...

And housecleaning (what housecleaning? my dust bunnies have built permanent hutches in the corners and aren't going away anytime soon. I am considering tying bows around them and calling them Easter decorations)

And dental health (yesterday's activity. my dentist wants to see me every 3 mos. now that I am diabetic. he also tried to sell me a $150 toothbrush to help with gum inflammation. EEK!)

And exercise...


And regular mealtimes...

And testing strips...

And all the other things that go into a full (and hopefully long) diabetic life.


Did I mention how bad I am at multi-tasking?


Yesterday, after my dental appointment, I picked up my glucose meter at the drugstore. I figure that's part of acceptance. And I dutifully read several pages in my new diabetes travel guide (can't tell the players without a program)


Last night I did some internet errands, ordering waterproof mascara (my eyes alternate between gummed up and tears overflowing. waterproof would be good)
special gel bed socks to soften my heels while I sleep (pedicures and shaving my heels are no longer an option) and a new lipstick, hairspray and an inexpensive pair of earrings (because I needed to remind myself I'm still a woman.)

Today, I returned to my knitting. And before I knew it, the clock read 1:00 and I had still not eaten lunch.


Or breakfast.

This regular eating business is going to take some practice.

But I'm trying.

I set aside my knitting and tried to refocus.


I ate something, unwrapped my meter, and took a reading.

At least I tried to take a reading.

Several times...


Unsuccessfully...

If at first you don't succeed,throw the meter across the room in a fit of pique, utter a few
choice expletives and sulk try, try again.

Finally, seven wasted lancets and two testing strips later, I had figured out how to set the time so it didn't blink 12:00.

Now I was really getting somewhere...

All kidding aside, I did finally figure it out and took a decent reading.

Now, if I could just shake off my inertia enough to go to the grocery, figure out what to buy and cook dinner tonight.

Good thing I am better at lace than I am at finger lancing, glucose monitoring, and me
nu planning...

Speaking of which...

I spent the last several days (when I wasn't obsessing over the diabetes)immersed in Pampas design.

As with diabetes, the hardest part is getting started. A new design always involves some fits and starts. You know...I start. I rip. I throw a fit. I start again.


Yep. Ol' fits n' starts - that's me!

This was my first try:


Close, but not quite there yet (sort of like me)

I went down a needle size and redistributed the placement of various elements of the design.


Only got this far, before withdrawing my focus, and rethinking my goals for the day.

Now it is 3:00 and I have eaten. I have tested. I have poked myself in the finger with no scars to show for it. And it didn't hurt.


NOW, can I go back to my knitting?

Trying times, my friends, trying times...

Friday, October 24, 2008

Susan the Designer

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
-Douglas Adams

Hi. This is Joe the Plumber Susan the Designer.

I live with Scott the Computer Guru, Pippin the Cat and Jingle the Cat.

I used to live with Nicholas the Student, who now resides with Katherine the Mom and Conner the Baby.

And then there is Michael the Musician.

(Fake real names were used in producing this post, to better protect exploit the privacy of the participants. If Joe can take all the media exposure, we can!)

This is Gotham the Hat and Scarf - can be ordered over there on the right - decided to price at $4 because:
A. I'm flaky
B. I wanted to be sure everyone who wanted to keep their ears warm this winter could afford to do so, even if their portfolio is dog meat
C. I'm too lazy to deal with so many price differentials

D. all of the above







This is Ziggle the Wrap











Barely one day old.












And Brackets the Tree Fungus












Not to be confused with Brackets the Scarf/Wrap





And now you've all had your morning Joe...

Is this any way to run Obama/ McCain the Campaign?

Saturday, October 18, 2008

The Great Northwoods


"I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

I sleep all night and I work all day."
-Monty Python


"So", I can hear y'all asking, "What is Susan doing way up there in the Great Northwoods?"

(Hey! You try spending 3 days alone in a cabin in the woods; you'll start hearing things too!)

Hunting moose with Sarah Palin?

Communing with the bears?

Clear cutting a new trans Canadian bike trail?

Standing in a frigid stream in plastic panties, looking for trout?

Nope.

I'm knitting, silly!

Look what arrived in yesterday's mail drop (yes, we have mail in the Great Northwoods, provided the dog team holds up)

kidding...

Two full skeins of Christmas cheer.


Poinsettia goodness.

Now, if only I had remembered my skein winder. Guess this'll have to do for now.



We live simply here in the Great Northwoods.

Now excuse me while I go churn the butter, chop down a tree, build a fire, and gather berries for a pie.

On second thought, maybe I'll just stop at the Leland Mercantile (affectionately known to locals as "the Merc".)

Surely, the dogsleds deliver pies too.

Of course, I could always "put on women's clothing and hang around in bars."

later...

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Patience

"Who ever is out of patience is out of possession of their soul."
-Francis Bacon

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!"
-Jim Carrey

Well, life is never dull on the sunflower farm, especially when I pack it up and move it to Michigan.

Every time I visit the Northwoods, my email/internet goes wonky. In April I could receive email at the local coffee house, but not send. Now THAT was frustrating.

(Of course, last October, nobody missed me. I had just published my first pattern and the demand was...

null and void.)

Knowing that was no longer the case, I took steps before returning in July. I changed internet providers and glommed onto the next door neighbor's wireless feed (with their permission. Thanks Jerry & Jeannie! Only cost me a plate of chocolate chip cookies.) I had connectivity from the cottage (ooh! revelation by typo - cootage - what you get when the individual inhabiting said dwelling is no long in the , ahem, shall we say, FULL bloom of youth) I was in sunflower heaven.

And now, I have a brand new laptop with built in wifi and everything. I was good to go.

Until I got here last night and discovered no feed from the neighbors. Either they have changed their provider and password, or I am back to checking messages and filling orders once a day from the homely confines of the local watering hole coffee house.

So, patience my friends. I WILL get back with you. I WILL fill orders on a daily basis.

I will NOT, however, live 24/7 at Stone House Bread.

They aren't open 24/7 for one thing...

I'm just glad I don't have to travel to Traverse City to pick up my mail.

Nanook Susan of the North, signing off...

Monday, August 25, 2008

She's Come Undone

"She's come undone
She didn't know what she was headed for
And when I found what she was headed for
It was too late"
-the Guess Who

Well...

I wore Zinnia to Stitches West.

I thought I was done...

And then I came undone.

One of the reasons I use test knitters is for pattern feedback. In other words, I am not only interested in whether they can knit the pattern as written; I am also concerned with their level of enjoyment.

This is where Zinnia came undone.

We had a rebellion in the ranks. Jeannie emailed me Friday night asking if I was sure I really wanted to complete each outer point of the pattern separately, with the attendant breaking and joining of yarn and weaving in of multiple ends.

She politely suggested I warn potential buyers of this deadly disaster slight inconvenience in advance.

Now, knowing I am not perfect (HA!) I listen to people. And I pay attention to what I hear.

And this was the result...

This is the first time I have redesigned a piece AFTER it was blocked, finished, and worn.

Because nothing is too good for my knitters. Happy knitting isn't the only thing; it's EVERY-thing!

So I cut off all the ladybugs and separate points, pulled back two pattern repeats, and reworked the edge design.

Stay tuned...

*****

What else came undone this weekend?

Well, anyone who has been reading my blog for a while knows my computer has been stretched to its limit in the past year. I want a new one, but budget constraints dictate otherwise.

Until now.

DH dropped my laptop. It is now held together by a wing and a prayer...

And a vise clamp.

New laptop is on order. Happy birthday to me (next month.)

Zinnia is well into her cosmetic makeover and on schedule for her Saturday release.

Because what comes undone can always be redone.

Hey, it worked for Humpty Dumpty...

Or not...

"All the king's horses and all the king's men..."

Well now. There is their first mistake.

They should have drafted a determined knitter. We would have gotten it done...

Thursday, August 21, 2008

When Good Needles Go Bad...






Get the picture?

I think this beading needle has outlived its usefulness. Time to go to that great needle graveyard in the sky...

(Otherwise known as the circular file)



So what am I up to this morning?

After blocking yesterday, I am adding ladybugs to the edge of Zinnia, the August installment of the Garden Variety Collection, which is due for release sometime next week.

Now usually I am a process knitter, rather than a progress one (although I have learned to apply a judicious amount of discipline - yeah right - in order to meet self-imposed deadlines.)

But I am applying ladybugs with a fervor not often seen out here on the sunflower farm.

Why?

Because I am determined to wear Zinnia to Stitches Midwest.

Tomorrow...

This will be the first time I have visited this annual bacchanalia event as a vendor, rather than a consumer. No, I don't have a booth (something to aspire to in the future.)

But I DID ( with some help from my DH) create a nifty one page flier featuring my currently available patterns...

Which I will be handing out along with my card to various retail outlets.

Hey, A girl's gotta eat pay her baby boy's college tuition.

So, if you see a fat statuesque, old mature redhead wearing a yellow dress and a Zinnia scarf with red ladybugs hanging off of it,

(And how many of those can there be?)

Stop me and say, "Hi."

Trust me. It'll make my day!

Now, if I just didn't have all these ends to weave in...


Sigh...






ALL PATTERN ORDERS PLACED FRIDAY, AUGUST 22ND WILL BE EMAILED OUT ON SATURDAY, AUGUST 23RD.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

All Better Now

Email problems are all taken care of. Orders have gone out. Burning questions have been answered.

Scott, the wonder husband, does it again!

All hail...

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Another One?

“In the Spring a livelier iris changes on the burnish'd dove;

In the Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love”

Alfred, Lord Tennyson

IRIS


Y

SIZE: 64” long by 13” wide

MATERIALS:

750 yards

Handmaiden Sea Silk

or Mini Maiden

5000 size 8/0 seed beads

82 teardrop beads

Prototype knit with:

Mermaid Sea Silk

Miyuke beads 0455 – met variegated blue iris

Blue Iris petal beads

Size 3 (US) needles, stitch markers, size 14 or 16 crochet hook

Skill level : beginning intermediate; basic lace knowledge, chart reading, crochet hook beading (optional)


Yes, another one bites the dust joins the queue (that word has GOT to be on all of the Scripps spelling bee lists - weird!)

Iris joins the Sunflower roster today. And baby makes five...

I really need to get that website up and running. My sidebar is getting so crowded, it's going to need its own zip code!

Of course it is a toss up which will come first: my new website or Casey's new code (for Ravelry's pattern sales option.) Smart money is on Casey.

And what would a release day be, without a little errata...

(Hey! at least we caught this one toute suite - spelling? as if English spelling wasn't bad enough...)

So only about 15 of you got the copy this applies to:

For those eternally damned unfortunate souls:
  1. Chart A and B are labeled backward.
  2. On Chart D Row 15 Stitch 44 should be a ssk instead of a knit.
  3. On Chart D Row 31 there are two empty space that should be knits.
See what you get for being an early bird? A lot more worms than you bargained for...

For all the ravelers in my clientele (way too formal - let's try...) friends (that's better)

There is a new group called the Garden Variety Collectors for all of the, umm, garden variety collectors. Check it out.

Right now my energy supply is cutting in and out (I know the feeling) Better wind this up...

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Where You Been?

I was going to post yesterday.

Honest!

But I got sucked into a black hole.

There I was, minding my own business, knitting along on Hydrangea, not bothering anybody, planning to post as soon as I worked my way through the first repeat of the center motif...

And the ground opened up before me and swallowed me whole.

Really!

It all began innocently enough. I noticed that the places in the pattern where the lattice crossed were a little....

wonky.

Well, I could fix that...

And while I was fixing that, I could tweak the pattern to make the lattice work line up with the leafy edging better...

And that involved taking two rows out of each repeat...

Which solved that problem but meant the floral motif at the center of the lattice no longer lined up vertically in the center of the lattice...

Which led to the lace knitter's equivelent of that age old question:

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Which do you line up with: the holes on the right side rows or the beads on the wrong side rows?

And then...

It was 6:00 PM, my husband was asking, "What's for dinner?", I was ordering pizza...

And ripping out rows.

Those black holes will get you every time.

Sneaky little suckers...

BTW, I still need one test knitter for Hydrangea during the month of June. You don't have to knit the whole scarf, just the first twelve inches or so...

Have your people call my people; we'll talk...

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Orcs (of all kinds)

TNT is running The Lord of the Rings today. You know,, the one with the R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly monster army of Orcs.

I am doing taxes today.

Not as violent as Orcs, but twice as ugly...

Monday, April 7, 2008

Cockeyed

"When the skies are a bright canary yellow
I forget ev'ry cloud I've ever seen,
So they called me a cockeyed optimist
Immature and incurably green."

- Rodgers and Hammerstein


I have these wine tumblers from Sur la Table. They were a Christmas gift from my father and step-mother.

I don't know how well you can see from this picture, but there is a line halfway up the glasses. Below that line is printed the Italian word, "PESSIMISTA" or pessimist. Above the line, the glasses herald, "OTTIMISTA" or optomist.

They bring new meaning to the question: Is the glass half empty? Or half full?

Now I am a half full kind of gal, as you might expect from someone who turns her face to the sun on a regular basis. Ever since fighting my way back from clinical depression some years back, I have determined to keep to the sunny side of the street, whenever possible.

Of course, into each life a little rain must fall. Otherwise nothing (including us) would grow.

This morning on the Sunflower Society boards, TreeFrog shared the following bumper sticker slogan with us: Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain. (unattributed)

How true.

Optimism serves me well in this life. It keeps my eye on the long term outlook, rather than the short term forecast. Today is cloudy? I just wait for tomorrow. Today is raining? I dance. Today is the fortieth day and fortieth night of rain? I build an ark.

Do I look like I'm stupid?

I digress...

Optimism is closely allied with its kissing cousin: hope. And hope enables us to bear what we must in this veil of tears, knowing that tomorrow "the sun'll come out."

Life according to Annie...

Hope in a better day and a better world is an essential part of a fulfilling life. It allows us to keep faith with our human potential.

Hope bears us up when we are down. It fills our common cup past the ottimista line to overflowing.

It helps us fulfill our promise.

Speaking of promises...

I hate to make promises I can't keep. And yet, I always seem to come up short with y'all.

I feel as though I am perpetually running late when it comes to my designs. I come up with ideas about 3 weeks after they would be on track for a well-scheduled release.

The crocus blooms are fading into memory and yet I still have to get Crocus Pocus through her test knit prior to release (hopefully in two weeks, if one of my volunteers is a speed demon.) Iris is already in design, but I will probably struggle to get her out in May.

Things always seem to take longer than I anticipate. Partly, it is the test knitting, which everyone assures me is an essential part of the design process. Partly, it is the fact that I learn by doing.

Which means I make a lot of, ahem, let's not call them mistakes; let's call them modifications.

I look at the pieces while I am working on them and as I progress, the yarn teaches me:

  • About the pattern.
  • About the bead placement
  • About the fiber
  • About how to translate an idea into a largely two dimensional medium, like a shawl.

Of course, I also can't leave well enough alone. Because good enough isn't, well...

Good enough. Not when it could be better.

As Crocus Pocus took shape in my hands, I began to see how I could make her better.

  • Close up the YOs in the main crocus pattern with beads to enhance and draw in the diagonal lines to a more vertical configuration.
  • Add YOs to the inner border to lighten up the points and keep them in harmony with the lace pattern.
  • Redesign the center back point to bring it into proper alignment with the diagonal points along the sides.

And once again, what I thought would be done a week ago, has taken me a week to complete.

SIGH...

But I didn't mean to break my promise to you. You know, the one where I said I'd have finished pictures today.

I didn't lie...

Not exactly...

I'm just overly optimistic.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Sail Away


"So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

—Mark Twain

Wow! It's been a while, hasn't it? Time flies when you're having fun...

So, where have I been?

Sailing.

"But Susan," I can hear you saying ( What? You don't hear voices in your head? Is it just me? Me too. What? ME TOO! Shh, I hate it when you interrupt. Who me? Shut up and let me think...)

Where was I, before I was so rudely interrupted? Oh yes...

"But Susan, how is it you have been sailing, when the rest of us have been slogging through melting slush and mud? Have you been on vacation and forgot to tell us? You didn't even ask one of us to be your test knitter tourist to guard against inadvertent mistakes (luggage displacement, inadequate sunscreen distribution, dropped stitches sunglasses, etc!)"

Rest assured, I have not budged from the sunflower farm. I have, however, been traveling in my mind.

Next month, Scott and I will celebrate our 29th anniversary. And, while this is not exactly a landmark, next year's annual event will be cause for exceptional celebration. Every five years, we celebrate with a little trip. Our twentieth was marked with a week in Hawaii, and we enjoyed our twenty-fifth with a slightly shorter (due to the fact that I was enrolled in Seminary at the time) voyage to the wine country of Northern California. We had a wonderful time in both locales and are now beginning to look ahead to our thirtieth.

So, when I needed a break (yes, even I occasionally put down the needles) last week, I went to my trusty laptop and surfed the net for someplace warm, tropical, romantic, laid back, and cheap enough we could avoid selling the children into slavery to raise the necessary funds.

I spent a lot of time in the virtual world, looking at scenes like this:

To steal a line from Ma Bell, it's the next best thing to being there. It ain't spring break in Florida but, as diversions go, it ain't a bad way to kill a little r & r time...

And it got me to thinking (always a danger...)

How many times I wish the course was clear, and straight, and short, and direct.

And how many times I have to tack.

If you are familiar at all with sailing, you know that the shortest distance between two points may indeed be a straight line, but you can't get there from here, unless the wind is blowing in exactly the right direction.

Unlike other forms of boating, you cannot control your course; you can only adapt to the conditions that present themselves. You are, to a certain degree, dependent upon the whim and mercy of the wind.

So many times, in my life, I see where I want to go. And I do my best to stride ahead purposefully in that direction, only to be taken aback and pulled up short by a perceived setback or roadblock. So I must re-chart my course, adjust my sails, and detour around the obstacle, muttering under my breath ruefully, regretting the additional time and effort this requires.

When I reach the other side, I turn and survey the territory I have recently covered and can (nearly always) see exactly how I got there. And I understand how what seemed like an unnecessary circumnavigation at the time was, in reality, essential to my timely arrival in safe harbor.

But, at the time? Hah! I fret. I fuss. I try my darnedest to make the wind blow MY WAY, DAMN IT!

Have you ever tried this? Yeah, well...good luck with that...

I am not nearly so philosophical. I fight frustration, as, I am sure, you do as well. It is the human condition.

Sometimes, it seems we will never reach our goals. Wouldn't it be simpler to just ditch the boat altogether, and swim?

Even if the waters are infested with piranha and sharks?

It often seems that way, doesn't it?

But I know that God sees a larger picture than I do. I see the shore. God sees the full map of the Caribbean with all the shoals and sandbars clearly marked.

So I sigh; I let up on the rope; I pay out the line; I adjust.

Because I know something else as well.

If I keep faith, the divine wind begins to blow, as it always does. And it sees me safely home.

It is but for me to trim my sails.

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After much tacking last week, Sherwood is well on her way to her desired destination. I am loving the seasilk's sheen and glowing green richness.

But it was not a straight shot across the forest. No-siree-bob!

She took on a lot of water in her construction, but every time I pulled her back, she sailed truer for the course adjustment.

A swagged design turned into a garter stitch leaf design, turned into a stockinette stitch, turned into a reverse stockinette stitch, turned into both!

A leaf insert turned into an all over lace pattern with some adaption and removal of extraneous elements.

And each time, I delayed posting pictures until she was a little further along on her voyage.

Before I knew it, a week had passed.

And I was still sailing...

Though this time, along a more manageable course, with the wind at my back.

At least until the next...

Obstacle

Opportunity

Wind shift...

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In other news, look for a MD/AN errata posting later today (wOOt! BIG fun there...)
And make sure you visit the Woolen Rabbit. Kim has done up the cutest little stitch markers for the McGregor's Garden sock. Thanks to the industrious efforts of Donna Lee and Heatherly, the kit should be available soon!

Am also looking into reorganizing the website to provide easier and more complete access to pattern information. DH is workin' on it...

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Is it any wonder, with pictures like this in my head:


I began thinking of a summer pattern called Caribbean Dreams?


Made out of this?









Now the only question is:






Which beads?







And what shape?








And what pattern?







I think I feel the wind comin' up...