women of a certain age are like sunflowers; they know how to turn their faces to the sun.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Mini-Ha-Ha

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,

The trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,"PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the woman yelled back,
"IT'S A SCARF!"

2 comments:

La Cabeza Grande said...

*Snorfle*

Thanks for the smile! Enjoy the weekend, Susan.

cbknits said...

Luv it!!! My 2 new carpool kids are astonded that I knit in the car - I always have it my lap when I pull up in front of school to pick them up. I really only knit while I am waiting, but Katy wondered if I could knit one handed because she thought I was knitting while I was driving. I do admit to occasionally knitting at a stoplight though!