You know the drill, right?
One was too big
And one was too small
And one was J-U-S-T R-I-G-H-T (yeah, well, maybe not so much)
Mr. & Mrs. Monkey both signed in this morning for cosmetic surgery.
A few moments of silence please.
Question: If they're the ones having surgery, why am I feeling the pain?
When I invited these socks into my home, I had no intent of spending the entire month with them. They just don't want to leave. Maybe if I played loud rap music all night long? How about Sanjaya videos? Yeah, that'd do it.
So what do I have to show for my hardworking hospitality?
I think that says it all.