I don't know about you, but I think the novelty of snow and ice is wearing off. I don't really mind the outdoor temps so much. But my workroom is cold.
- Frozen-tootsies cold
- Chilblain-hands cold (I so need to knit myself some fingerless gloves. In my spare time. Ri-ight.)
- Sink-into-your-bones cold
- Draft-along-the-floor cold
- Cats-have-vacated cold
- Constant-state-of-mild-discomfort cold
- Thermostat-malfunctioning cold (Nope, that's not it. I checked. Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks...WOOF!)
- My-studio-is-ten-degrees-cooler-than-the-rest-of-the-house cold
- Who's-going-to-buy-the-house-Eskimos? cold
- Keeping-the-heating-bill-less-than-the-national-debt cold
Are you getting the picture, or shall I continue?
- Wrap-yourself-in-shawls cold (not that that is a bad thing, mind you...)
- Having-erotic-dreams-about-making-out-on-the-beach with-the-surfer-boy (only I can take or leave the boy. Hold the beach!) cold
- Can-you-knit-in-a-warm-bathtub? cold
- Attempting-to-knit-on-and-wear-my-woolen-designs (at the same time) cold
- Where's-a-warm-cat-when-you-need-him? cold (Answer: lying on the heating vent - must be nice!)
- Send-out-the-St.-Bernard-dogs-with-the-cask-of-brandy cold
- Breaking-up-with-someone-in-an-email cold
- Donald-Trump cold
- Leona-Helmsley cold
(No THAT'S cold!)
Need I say more?
I didn't think so...
So what keeps me warm?
- Woolen socks
- Wrist Warmers (if I had any. See above.)
- Malabrigo hats
- Hot cocoa (with whipped cream & sprinkles on top)
- Candy hearts
- Homemade anything
- A steaming hot cup o' java
- Helping someone else
- Blog awards
- Hot baths
- Hotter showers
- Big honkin' pot of four alarm chili (or at least three)
- Down comforters
- Cashmere (mmmmmm!)
Did I mention friends?
- Giving away yarn
Wait a minute, did she say, "Giving away yarn?"
Leave a comment, telling me what frosts your butt...
Or warms the cockles of your heart (Just what are cockles, and where in the heart are they located? For an answer, click here.)
And I will randomly select someone to receive a Sunflower Designs care package guaranteed to make you feel warm all over.